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In a move already being described around the Nine Lives war room as “possibly the most important appointment since someone remembered to bring snacks,” Hibachi-Grill has officially been appointed King of Logistics for the Nine Lives elimination team.

From coordinating movement and supplies to keeping the team organized when everything inevitably turns chaotic, the new Logistics King has been handed one simple mission: keep Nine Lives moving, supplied and ready to fight.

Captain LoneBlackBear is said to have complete confidence in the appointment, reportedly stating that the team needs someone who can keep track of the battlefield while everyone else is busy trying to survive it.

“Nine Lives doesn't just need fighters. We need someone making sure the right people, the right gear and the right plans are in the right place.”
KING OF LOGISTICS NINE LIVES SPECIAL EVENT CAPTAIN: LONEBLACKBEAR
Torn City • SPECIAL EVENT COVERAGE • 2026

BREAKING NEWS: Nine Lives enters the elimination fight.

Nine Lives has arrived at Torn City’s elimination competition, led by Captain LoneBlackBear. The mission is simple: survive the competition, outlast the opposition and claim the win.

ON THE DESKNINE LIVES LIVE • Captain LoneBlackBear • Survival. Strategy. Victory.
TORNBC WIRENINE LIVES WINS 110% OF THE VOTE•The Thunder Maker returns to the schedule•Punchbags archive rebuilt from surviving footage•Legacy weather, markets and community desks remain on file
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LoneBlackBear Wins 110% of the Vote

In an election that has not happened yet, officials have already confirmed an unquestionable 110% victory for Nine Lives captain LoneBlackBear.

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Election → propaganda → inevitable victory

LoneBlackBear wins 110% — somehow

TORN CITY — TornBC TV can exclusively report that LoneBlackBear, Captain of Nine Lives, has won an astonishing 110% of the vote. The result has been declared completely unquestionable despite the small technical issue that the competition has not actually been decided yet.

Officials cite overwhelming support from voters, future voters and voters who apparently have not yet been informed that they voted. When questioned about how a candidate can receive more than the total available vote, authorities responded simply: “That is the people’s will.”

“We haven’t won yet,” sources close to the campaign admitted. “But we’re going to.”

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